A ditzy politician thinks she’s won the White House. She doesn’t know it’s teeming with ghosts.

Soon after her inauguration, President Patty Pitypander finds herself way in over her head. The Oval Office is not what she expected. Neither are its grumpy ghosts, the Potusgeists, who view her as dangerously unfit, and her grandiose plans as sheer madness.

They appoint Thomas Jefferson to coach her. When she objects, dead presidents and first ladies spook her from the West Wing to the Blue Room. Blood drips down the walls, phantoms emerge out of nowhere, and William Howard Taft appears in her bathtub—naked!

And lurking among the living are traitors within Patty’s inner circle who are just dying to give her back a good stab—if crazy Mrs. Lincoln doesn’t do it first.

Caught in a titanic power struggle between the living and the dead, Patty must prove herself to both, or she’ll lose the presidency. Can she save herself in time?

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